Oh the humanity! Our poor 40lb pumpkin had its face rearranged by a derranged squirrel sometime between 10pm and 7am last night.DNA evidence is pending but our chief suspect is the fluffy gray that is also suspected of grand bird seed larsony. Spooky is in serious but stable condition after two rounds of facial reconstructive surgery and a tummy tuck. Spooky's sister, Squatty, had no comment.
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